A Designer

Designers are still design-ners and they are neither superman nor superwoman.

10 Things That Designers Can't Do ( Basically talking about myself)

1) Think less

Undeniably true! Designers think a lot in both logical and illogical ways. Because they have a lot of pictures in their minds, perfect ones and imperfect ones (because they tend to seek for the perfection from the imperfect thingy). They could be very paranoid sometimes when they feel something go wrong.

2) Sleep well

Because they think too much, so they cant really get to sleep very easily when suddenly some ideas pop up in their minds. There has no such thing of 'no works after 6pm' for designers, because they are working every second except when they are sleeping dead.

3) Not to get blamed

They are just barely an human-shield. Used to prevent the penetration of weapons, they are always the middle one, good tool to be used while having misinterpretation with clients. So basically, designers have bad reputation in anyway. However, they are probably the useless shield ever as they cant stand to get blamed too much. They are made by flesh for Goodness sake!

4) Work on time

Designer can't work when u ask them to work. They work when they have ideas of how to work.

5) Get up on time

They work all the time, even when they are sleeping, they could dream their ideas too. So don't ever think they sleep too much, because they can't rest much too!

6) Being myself

Designers sometimes, for living, they bow to reality, that they could only do what people request them to. And most of them time, they didn't even know the definition of design and the job scope of a designer. Sketcher or painter probably?

7) Tolerate with ridiculous situation

What is the ridiculous situation a designer could never ever bear with? Answer is, when the concept was Japanese and end up become African. Ridiculous not?

8) 'I'm ok!'

Designer is not hypocrite people, they can't tell you that they are okay when they are actually not. The most they could tell is, 'I don't wanna talk anymore! ' Fuhhhyoor!

9) Tell the value of their works

Designers hate it when people ask how much does the sketch costs. And they hate the most while people exclaim:" Walao, why so expensive?!" Please note that, there has no market price for design, your quality of life is the thing that matters.

10) Stop thinking of quitting their jobs

Thing that will always come to their mind is, ' I have had enough, I want a quit!'

ARRRRRGHHH!~